Oh boy!! It’s a fucking mystery?? A spooky scary mystery!! Better get fucking Sherlock Holmes on this one! It’s a big fucking mystery, with no obvious answer!
This is not a Sherlock Holmes mystery. This is a Scooby-Doo mystery, where the villain is an old white guy pulling a real estate / inheritance scam.
What Nicole says here is honestly a Confucius-level observation on human behavior and I think about it all the time, like I’m instantly annoyed by people who I think put too much effort into their appearance for that exact reason
